Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
I want to put hornets in your orifices then seal them shut.
Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
I hope a homeless man forcibly inserts his penis into you.
Honesty
scenario:
A: Hey wanna go see a specific movie tonight?
B: I’ve been dying to see that awesome movie! yes
.:Couple hours later:.
A: What showing do you want to go to, 10pm or 10:30pm?
B: Oh, I didn’t know it was going to be that late. I can’t go I have to work early in the morning.
A: Oh..all right..maybe some other time then.
.:Later that night at a club:.
A: Yeah, I was going to go to the movies with ‘B’ but they had to be up for work early.
C: Hey, isn’t that ‘B’ over there?
A: *sigh* Yep.
(via -jordo)
Hai! Sooo.. I decided to do a Tumblr giveaway thing!
Reblog or like this post for a chance to win my pearl necklace. Doing both increases your chances of course ;)
Pink freshwater pears from Russia 24 inches in length. It’s super pretty.
I’ll be choosing a winner on May 13th.
Boys can play too :) You can give the necklace to your mommy or a pretty lady.
Altering this post disqualifies you
The winner will also be receiving a mystery box of mysteriousness.
K bai ^.^
The 18th Century prototype for the chainsaw was used as a surgical tool for dissecting limbs and symphysiotomy.
